#and it catches me off guard

[canicomewith]

sometimes, finishing a bottle of vitamins is reminder that time has passed more so than the dates changing on a calendar

[gene-jackett]

what if I balled my eyes out

[gothicwill]

Nbc Hannibal is so funny bc Hannibal is presented as relatively harmless at the start until he fucking bashes Alana’s skull into a wall and you’re like “oh!”

[menlove]

lots of people talk about paul's musical talent re his bass playing, or his songwriting/composing, but soooo rarely does anyone talk about his vocal talent. like. if you played someone nineteen hundred and eighty-five and then like all my loving they flat out wouldn't be able to tell that it's the same person. same with like oh! darling, helter skelter, monkberry moon delight, etc. and when he makes himself sound Exactly like buddy holly of elvis or even john for a song or bit? oh my god.

[girlboyburger]

fruit attack 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🥑🫒🥥

[shittymalevolentheadcanons]

so. i feel relatively confident in assuming arthur still has custody of his eyelids even with john having his eyes. additionally, we've seen plenty of evidence that arthur can't feel the parts of his body that john owns at all. with these assumptions in mind:

do you think arthur ever forgets to blink?

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage - Castle Town

[daily-otta]

happy birthday to a canonically butch loser

[madelinesapling]

Encephalitis comes up in my classes too often for my first association to still be Will Graham and nbc Hannibal. The permanent brain damage this show causes is ridiculous (like the brain damage that Will got from the encephalitis that Hannibal was constantly gaslighting him about)

[dipperscavern]

wait wait hold the phone, before I lose the plot - we heard about the biting from the stark men and whatnot, but what scenario does one find themselves in to GET a bite/recieve one FROM cregan??

(any instruction will do. we're looking to get as good as we give for these stark men 🙏🫣)

HMMMMMMMMM….. i say, a hand on my chin and tapping my toes. you look down and notice that they’re not toes at all, but sponges. they squelch, and u wince at the thought of spongebob.

i think he’d do it randomly, it would definitely surprise you. like it’s the end of a long day, he’s kissing your neck, and you’re teasing him about something (gods know what). all of a sudden he just… nips your neck in response. he doesn’t give any warning, just does it, instantly returning to press kisses to the same area. you’re taken completely by surprise, a gasp falling from your lips.

and he gives no indication that anything even happened at all, none except the fact that you can feel cregan smiling against your skin.

[urcaptainvrodani]

vivinos when i catch you vivinos

[obey-me-hoe]

I'll be real, I would do whatever he asked if he said please like that. Like how can I say no to that face and the sparkles???

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Is that- is that Vegetta I hear? Is that- [Laughs]

Tubbo: What angelic music!

Phil: What is happening?!

Bad: Wait, is that Vegetta? What the fudge!

Phil: Yeah, I think it is, he's got a very recognizable voice.

Pac: It's a song for Foolish?

Bad: Oh, it's a Vegetta AI song.

Phil: Oh, god. [Laughs]

[rooolt]

Apollo four teens is honestly the episode of all time. The intro is a banger, they go so hard into the teen marriage, scary is insane, my bestie hero oak is there with all the drama she brings, and of course, Team Stunt Teenz

[connorsnothereeither]

Vast: *consistently harassing, threatening and gaslighting other characters when they even get slightly close to discovering his suspiciously covert and exceedingly ominous goal*

Chat: “oh he’s just shy”

Vast: *is revealed as a villain*

Chat:

[the-krakens-bitch]

Oliver Stark is the most American looking British person I have ever seen